LuciferZoey

  Aka How the Avengers deal with a pmsing you Tony “Hello sweetheart.” Tony greeted you as you sat glaring at your coffee for not being hot enough. You sneered at the cheerful man before you while you grabbed a knife smeared with jelly and began to spread it on your toast. You went to dip the knife back into the bottle only to discover it had been moved. You pulled it back to you and quickly resumed preparing your breakfast as Tony hummed beside you. Anger started to build inside you as his humming increased in volume and eventually gave way to singing.       Thankfully Tony shut up before you grew homicidal. With a sigh of re

You sat on your knees on the floor as you were currently making a card pyramid on the coffee table. Natasha was cleaning her gun out. Clint was lurking in the vents somewhere. Bruce and Steve were talking quietly to themselves while Thor was watching you do said pyramid, he had asked a couple of questions but that was it and fell silent when you let out a small growl, a clear sign you were busy doing something else. Loki was somewhere in the tower, probably in the library reading as normal. You smiled as you were finished, so close, oh so close. “Hey guys!” Tony yelled as he entered the room and slammed a box on the table. Your

 You twirled around in your chair in the brig. You being part of Security meant that at some point you would be on duty to watch Khan and this was that day. You rolled around the room, not caring that you looked stupid in front of the genetically engineered superhuman. You looked over at him and saw his eyes on you so you rolled over then stopped when you were in front of the glass and started having a staring contest with him. Five minutes later you blinked and let out a growl of frustration. "Bored?" he asked in an uncaring tone. "Quite the contrary. I'm staring because you're sexy." you replied smirking. Khan blinked owlishly. "Excus

You walked into the room wearing nothing but Tony's over sized ACDC shirt. Ever since you had hooked up with the billionaire, things like this kept on happening. When the other Avengers had found out that you were with him, they almost all fell out of their seats. You two always got into fights with each other. They guessed that you and him mostly had a love-hate relationship. As crazy as a relationship it was, it was also very funny. "(Name), please put on some more proper clothes," Steve blushed. "Why~?" You whined. "Cause we all live here too you know," Natasha stated matter-of-fact. "Yeah well this is Stark Tower not Avengers Tower. Y

A/N: In this one-shot, the reader and Natasha are just friends. Also, weed is involved in this one. "Alright, alright," Natasha chuckled as she sat down next to you on the couch. The two of you were having a slumber party, and had watched just about every Disney movie ever made while smoking pot and drinking lots of alcohol. Tonight surely was a fun night. "Out of all the Avenger boys, who would you date?" "Seriously?" you asked as you took a hit from a joint. Smoke exited your (full/thin/etc) lips and you smiled mischievously at her. "Honestly, all of them. They're all just adorable." "Yeah, even though they can be pains in the asses, the

"Oh dear," You frowned when you saw the long line of children waiting to get a turn to see "Santa Claus". You were at a typical packed mall with your small daughter who frowned as well when she saw the long line. "I'm not going to get a turn, am I mommy?" Your daughter, Lucia, sighed sadly. You squatted down so that you were eye-to-eye with your daughter who had golden locks just like her father. "Don't lose hope sweetie. We're just gonna have to wait a while, that's all." "Okay," Lucia nodded, a small smile forming on her lips. The two of you quickly got in line and the wait began. Thor was doing some holiday shopping while you and your

~~~~~~~Eleven Years Old~~~~~~~ *Tap tap* You heard at your window. It was the sound of a smell pebble hitting it twice. There was a small silence before the taps could be heard again. *Tap tap* Went the sound. You got out of bed groggily since it was around eleven o'clock at night. You rubbed your eyes sleepily and slowly made your way towards your bedroom window while putting on a light jacket. You opened the window just in time since a pebble flew in and hit your cheek. "Ouch!" You hissed, rubbing your cheek. You reached down and took a hold of the pebble, planning to use it as a weapon for whoever it was that decided to disturb your s

(y/n) was in the locker room after her gymnastics practice. She packed up her things and exited the locker room, accidently hitting one of the girls by opening the door. She muttered an apology and quickly left. She ran down the streets of New York to where she lived with her aunt and uncle, so she could get ready for work. (y/n) entered the condo where she was greeted by her very large German Shepherd, Butler. He jumped around, waiting to be fed. "Okay, okay," she chuckled and headed into the kitchen where her aunt was. "Hey Aunt (aunt's name." She smiled and headed into the cabinet where Butler's food rests, along with his bowl. "Hi swee